Frequently Asked Questions:
Do you take same day bookings?
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How do I pay?
Yes, same day bookings are often possible. Obviously the choice of times may be limited around existing appointments.
I accept cash or credit/debit card for payment at the end of your appointment.
When sending your text message or WhatsApp message (Please do not call) enquiring about an appointment, please be patient when expecting a response, If I am with a client, I am unable to reply immediately, I will reply to you asap.
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It is rare an instant appointment is possible, at least an hours notice is required.
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Its always worth asking.
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Please note: New Client bookings
I may ask you to make a small deposit to secure your booking and demonstrate your commitment to attend.
Banking details for the deposit will be sent and payment to be made direct by bank transfer.
To secure your booking, your deposit must be received within 2 hours of bank details being sent, if this fails, the appointment will then be made available to others and you will have to re-book.
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​Please note: any deposit received is non refundable nor transferable to a different booking.
Unfortunately I have had to implement this procedure due to a recent experience of a high level of no-show new clients.
This will not be necessary if you are an existing customer.
What Oil do you use?
​​I use my own blend or organic , unscented Avocado and Grapeseed oils.
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These particular oils are well known for their moisturising capabilities and are rarely known to cause blocked pores or a skin reaction leaving you feeling soft and moisturised.
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They provide an excellent medium for your massage experience.
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Please note: I do not offer a shower facility. There is no reason why you should need to shower after a massage, your therapist will offer a towel should you wish to absorb any excess oil, however remember it is scent free and nourishing for your skin, why would anyone wish to wash it away?.
Do I need to bath/shower before my massage?
If you have to ask, the answer is probably "yes"
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However, I appreciate that sometimes this is not a possible. We all know that fresh perspiration has no odour.
If you are visiting after work or on your lunch break, and showered that morning, then all is dandy.
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I have a toilet and hand washing available in the cabin, I do not have shower facilities available.
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So if you have been dodging the soap for a day or so, I believe common practice would dictate that you should wish to present yourself in the freshest condition possible.
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Why do you need my name and contact number?
This is a requirement of my insurance cover. Should there be a reason to make a claim, my insurers stipulate I have a record of your contact telephone number for any claim to be processed.
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It is best to offer me your genuine first name, to avoid confusion or embarrassment when it comes out in conversation or payment transaction. I only ask for the first name, I will not stalk or embarrass you should we bump into each other in the supermarket.​
Surely It is also a common courtesy to share your first name and contact number when making your booking, demonstrating your intention to commit to your appointment.
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Your name and number will never be shared with a third party, or used for anything other than on a rare occasion to adjust your booking time or to confirm your intended attendance.
I will not initiate contact, only ever respond.
What do I wear? & What will my therapist be wearing?
It does not matter what you are wearing when you arrive, Full-Body Massage (eg, Swedish): It's common to undress to your comfort level. Many people choose to remove all clothing and use a sheet or towel for modesty. The therapist will drape you appropriately throughout the session. so long as you are comfortable. It is best to remove as much clothing as possible to benefit fully from your experience.
It is perfectly acceptable for you to be naked for your appointment. In fact I am reliably informed that it makes yours whole experience more enjoyable, there are towels available for your warmth and modesty. If you preferer to be partially dressed, that is ok too, as long as you are comfortable. I am happy to leave the room while you prepare, and lay on the table if you are more comfortable.
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I will be wearing a t-shirt and shorts / jogging bottoms depending on the weather.
Is the treatment room warm?
Yes the room is kept at a comfortable 22°C. There is also a heat pad on the massage table to keep your core warm during your appointment. Your therapist will ask if you would like this option when you arrive.
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During warmer weather (when we get some), there is the luxury or air conditioning, keeping the room at a steady temperature no matter the weather outside.
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Please don't be nervous about informing your therapist during your appointment if you are too warm or a little chilly, it is easy enough to make you more comfortable.
What happens if I become aroused during my appointment?
Its Okay... and a perfectly natural reaction under many circumstances during your appointment.
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You will not be asked to leave or anything so drastic.
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Any experienced therapist knows these situations can arise, and will deal with it in an adult and appropriate manor. There is no need for any embarrassment on anyone's part. Believe me when I say
"I have seen it all before"
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There is no "Phallophobia" or fear of male genitalia here.
Why is your service Men only?
As a male therapist I am more accustomed with the male anatomy and also more familiar with other issues men can face in this ever changing world.
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My intention is to provide an environment men will feel safe and comfortable in, allowing them to soak up the whole environment, allowing you the best experience possible in a clean, safe and professional surroundings.
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If you have any specific requirements or requests for your appointment, I welcome these as my ability to mind-read is slowly fading.
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Absolute confidentiality is offered and assured. All men are welcome, no matter your age, shape, race, colour or sexual orientation. I offer you a safe space where you can be yourself without judgement.
Is there safe parking?
Yes, I invite all my clients to park on the drive.
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I live in a small private cul-de-sac and on street parking can be difficult or inconvenient to my neighbours.
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Please park on the drive
The drive is big enough to accept a large transit type van, so if your vehicle is larger than that, its best if you park outside the cul-de-sac on the main part of "The Green" to avoid inconveniencing anyone or interruption of your appointment.
Where are you?
I am located in Nottinghamshire.
Outskirts of Sutton-in-Ashfield
My postcode is NG17 2RP
Very close to M1, Jnt28
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PLEASE NOTE: Full address details and directions will be supplied only after you confirm your booking and have paid the required deposit, as treatments are strictly by appointment only.